A little taster from my latest photo shoot with the talented Robert Babylon. The shoot was inspired by the latest Great Gatesby film, what with my penchant for the 1920′s style and Roberts intense use of colour as a photographer, it seemed the perfect theme to choose. As you can see we went off on a slightly oriental tangent, but I think it has all come together rather well. The images certainly escape from some of the usual mistress-in-front of camera cliches.
Masturbation, onanism, self abuse. Call it what you will. We all know that it is a mortal sin, morally reprehensible, responsible for the death of many small kittens and a direct cause of blindness. So the next time you feel tempted to “choke the chicken” or “stroke the salami” I suggest you seriously think about purchasing one of these. Commonly used in 19th century lunatic asylums it was a most effective deterrent as you can imagine!
No more spanking the monkey for you!
I realised that I haven’t posted an image from my extensive collection of vintage erotica for a while so here we go. Unfortunately I have no idea who the artist is. However, I don’t think there can be any doubt as regards what this fortunate young man is thinking about…
“L’homme n’est qu’un roseau, le plus faible de la nature; mais c’est un roseau pensant” Blaise Pascal
Illustration: Bernard Montorgueil
Photo: China Hamilton
This is yours truly. Who knew a bath towel could be quite so aesthetically pleasing (amongst other things….)