Monthly Archives: October 2014

A Touch of Midnight in the Afternoon…

This year has seen me increasingly collabourate with the elegant and sophisticatedly sadistic Maitresse Nuit. We have found we have found our skills complement each other perfectly. Maitresse loves to tie our poor victims in exquisite shibari knots whilst I love to tie them up in words. We both enjoy making humiliation an art form and adore training  “Les femmes de chambre” and “les servants” to our high exacting standards. We have also put on some impressive shows when it comes to showering our poor victims with a most special blend of champagnes.

The delightfully deviant Maitresse Nuit

The delightfully deviant Maitresse Nuit with a wicked glint in her eye…

This collabouration has also greatly improved my French vocabulary. I studied French literature at university and it is one of my great regrets that my French speaking skills are now days rather rusty from lack of use. However, things are now looking up. Phrases such “une petite salope”, “ une marie-couche-toi-là”, “un saint nitouche”  and “une bonne fessée” now trip off my tongue quite effortlessly*

In December Maitresse and I are planning some very special Salons. These deviant and decadent afternoons will be rather select events with no more than three guests on each occasion, allowing us to tailor activities to the interests and attributes of those attending They will take place at the Maitresse’s opulent Seraglio in Dalston (just round the corner from chez Myers) and will last for 3 hours or so. To find out more email me at

Les Salons will be at least as much fun...

Les Salons will be at as much fun at least!
image: Bernard Montorgueil*

*And yes you will get points (and points mean prizes) if you send me correct translations without resorting to google translate!





Lights, Camera, Action: Production of the first House of Myers film is underway!

You may have wondered why the blog has gone a little quiet. This is because chez Miss Myers has been a hotbed of creativity of late. Divas have been getting stroppy, directors have been getting shouty, there has been much schmoozing of Hollywood moneymen, the make girl has gone AWOL and the runner is run ragged.

Miss Myers explores her inner Diva

Miss Myers explores her inner Diva : Photo Robert Babylon

Well not quite, but there have been a few planning meetings and this project has certainly been focusing much of my attention. As some of you know, I have been considering producing a film of an erotic nature, starring yours truly, for quite a little while. The issue was finding the right filmmaker to work with, someone who was on my wavelength, who shared my vision of erotica as elegant, subtle, sophisticated and tantalizing. As you might imagine, I receive numerous e-mails from photographers and creative sorts wishing to work with me. I am very particular lady and most don’t tick my boxes. However an approach from talented filmmaker Ash caught my attention. We met and the final piece of the jigsaw fell into place. From then on it was go, go, go.

The “shoot” is taking place this weekend. A friend has been kind enough to lend me a county house location and re-known erotic photographer China Hamilton shall be keeping a watchful eye over proceedings; ensuring that every close up of red tipped fingers or seamed stockings is cinematic perfection…

Miss Myers signature blood red lips will most definitely feature

Miss Myers signature blood red lips will most definitely feature Photo: China Hamilton

So what is the plot of this alluring tale I hear you cry! Well you will all just have to wait and purchase the film, won’t you? I can let you know, however, that one theme explored is erotic voyeurism. As featured in 1960’s classic Peeping Tom, without the murderous consequences however. Well that is all for now. I must go off now finish planning my costume. I can assure you it will be very, very special….