News from the House of Myers and Links to Associates
The Academy Bikini Bootcamp
If there is one thing myself and Miss Malice enjoy above all else, it has to be a good old giggle at the expense of our poor, unfortunate slaves. And believe me we had ample opportunity this week when it came to our activities at the Academy.
Although our physical education programme is amongst the best in the country, it has been brought to our attention that not all our pupils appreciate the numerous benefits of a bracing ten-mile run or back-breaking circuits regime.
So in a swift bid to eradicate such a flabby attitude, we took a trip to the shops with a shabby slave in tow in pursuit of physical perfection.
Arm-in-arm we weaved straight past the demure dresses, and headed into the throng (or should that be thong) of eager ladies eyeing up this season's itsiest, bitsiest bikinis. And for our shivering sub only the skimpiest garments would do.
Whilst he was elbowed into the changing room grasping a shamefully small specimen, myself and Miss Malice chose a lurid selection of similarly miniscule garments for the summer season at the Academy - our express aim to humiliate our pupils into embracing and appreciating the body beautiful.
Trust us. NOTHING will motivate you to hit the gym more than a double encounter of the most shameful kind. We will dress you up, parade you until your cheeks (both sets) are a sun-burnt shade of red and then put you through your paces with some lunges, deep squats and star jumps. You will be whipped in to shape in no time at all.
Whether you?ve had a nasty attack of the beer belly blues, you are a puny little prune or you're just looking for an excuse to model a bikini in front of London's most formidable duo, let us put you in your place and inspire the Adonis within.
No pain, no gain has never been more apt.
Please consult The Malice and Myers Academy for further information.
Miss Myers at Coco de Mer
Miss Myers is delighted to announce that she will be leading a Salon at Covent Garden Emporium of elegant erotica and sophisticated sensuality, Coco de Mer.
This enlightening and entertaining experience for ladies only will be taking place at he Covent Garden store on the evening of Wednesday 24th April. Miss Myers will be sharing with those present the secrets of artfully controlling a man’s pleasure and arousal through techniques such as tied and teased.
If you and your partner are exploring the possibility of her taking a more dominant role in the bedroom then this would be the perfect place to start. Though do be warned boys, once she gets in the driving seat she probably won’t want to get out of it again.
Click here for more details of the Salon.
If you and your partner are looking for a more personally tailored erotic experience, along with a truly memorable afternoon or evening, Miss Myers always welcomes visits from couples at her Islington premises.
Visit the Couples Page to find out more about seeing Miss Myers “a deux”.
The Evolution of the Academy
After two auspicious terms heading up the Academy and disciplining countless naughty boys, myself and Miss Myers came to a disturbing conclusion. The confines of a Schoolroom in Waltham Cross were simply too small to accommodate what was rapidly emerging as not only a parochial problem but an International crisis.
The only solution was to branch out and embrace this epidemic of disobedience and insubordination with a larger and all-encompassing new institution.
And so a new era of the Academy is born.
Operating in collaboration with the British Intelligence agency, this covert organisation is of utmost importance to national security. Qualifying for extra-special governmental status, it has one sole aim, to stop in it's tracks what is increasingly becoming an international crisis: The Global scourge of the miscreant male.
Our power now knows no bounds.
Please consult The Malice and Myers Academy for further information.
The Four Seasons of Miss Myers
Miss Myers is a Mistress of many moods and many faces, as Her slaves know only too well. They soon learn it is not wise to become complacent in Her company...
This year Miss Myers has decided to embark on four photo shoots to reflect Her multi-faceted nature through the four seasons.
This first photo shoot captures Miss Myers as Snow Queen. Cold, ruthless, unforgiving and demanding your adoration; what wouldn't you do to please Her and melt that icy heart just a touch...
More images from the "Four Seasons of Miss Myers" in Her Gallery.
Your Venus in Furs
Feast your eyes on Miss Myers in sumptuous furs in this new gallery of images.
The images are stills taken from the film "Don't Look, Don't Touch". One of the many Femme Fatale Films She in which she has starred.
Miss Myers recently heard that the poor slave in the film is still somewhat psychologically traumatised from being so cruelly teased but is making a good recovery. .
More images from the "Your Venus in Furs"in Her Gallery.
The Malice and Myers Academy Website is Launched!
Following the success of our first academy day on 22nd June, Miss Malice and I are proud to announce the launch of The Academy Website in good time for our next Academy day at Waltham Cross on Friday 12th October from 10am to 6pm.
On the website, you will find the ethos and educational philosophy of this august institution, tantalising biographical details of Miss Malice and Miss Myers (who in the distant past suffered at the hands of governess and the finishing school Mistress themselves), and of course a wonderful range of images of these two formidable ladies in their preferred classroom attire of smart white shirts, tight pencil skirts and discreetly seamed stockings…. Please peruse at your leisure.
If you would like to attend the Academy Day on 12th October or would like further information, please call either of us at the school office:
Miss Myers: 07794 385 717
Miss Malice: 07531 596 953
A polite and respectful letter of enquiry can be sent to us at:
Please note we will be holding private tuition sessions and not a group class on this occasion.
Back To School
It's finally arrived - the day you've been dreading and anticipating in equal measures. Your school uniform feels rough and restrictive after a summer spent climbing tress in shorts. And you're sure your satchel wasn't as heavy last term.
The bus pulls up. The squeaky school gates swing open. You gaze wide-eyed through the playground melee of bulging rucksacks and shiny new shoes.
Miss Myers and Miss Malice stand ominously, framing the entrance to the school hall. You can't make out if they're smiling or scowling as you make your way into assembly, sneaking a quick peek at their seamed stockings. You're still considering their lovely legs as you take your seat when you hear the dreaded words hurtling in your direction:
You boy!
The Academy doors open again on 12th October. This gives you plenty of time to swot up for the first test of term. Individual lessons will begin at 10.00am and end at 6.30pm. We will not be holding a group class on this occasion.
For more details, please visit the dedicated website here - Malice and Myers Academy
OR please feel free to call either of the mistresses at the school office for further information or booking enquiries.
Miss Myers: 07794 385 717
Miss Malice on 07531 596 953
A polite and respectful letter of enquiry may also be sent to:
Introducing the Malice and Myers Academy
**Book your place now if you don’t want miss out – only two 221 opportunites remain for our inaugural event on 22nd June**
The Myers and Malice Academy is an authentic boys-only school role-play where you can live out your fantasies under the strict supervision of two delectable school Mistresses – Miss Alice Malice and Miss Myers. The Academy rejects the new fangled, touchy-feely teaching methods that are leading to this Nation’s educational decline. Rather in the face of fashion, it bravely embraces traditional values such as a stiff dose of trigonometry, rigorous exercise, a healthy fear of teaching staff and an even healthier fear of the cane…..
The Academy is based in a dedicated, 1950’s style school classroom at Waltham Cross Hertfordshire, 35 mins from London Liverpool Street Station by train.
The inaugural event for the Academy is on Friday 22nd June and due to overwhelming demand, Miss Malice and Miss Myers will be dedicating the whole day to 221 experiences at a very special rate for an hour.
Only a very few of these 221 slots remain, so if you do not wish to miss out on this opportunity to be at the mercy of two of London's most skilled and beautiful disciplinarians, get in touch without delay!
You can call Miss Myers on 07794 385 717 or you can call Miss Malice on 07531 596 953
Alternatively, you e-mail both ladies at
Dedicated website for the Malice and Myers Academy also coming soon. Details will be announced here shortly or email for further information.
Miss Myers - Femme Fetale…
Miss Myers became the epitome of the femme fetale when She donned a fur coat, gloves, seamed stockings, suspenders and very little else in Her latest film for Femme Fetale productions - Don't Look Don't Touch:
Not only is poor slave forbidden to touch Miss Myer's silky soft white skin, even a careless upwards glance results in a harsh whipping with sjambok - disobedience simply won't be tolerated...
Don't Look, Don't Touch follows on from Miss Myer's first film for the Femmes, Bobby Turned Bobette:
Wayward husband Bobby is a little confused who wears the trousers in the relationship however, after some most enlightening time in the play room and the bath room Bobby seems to be a little clearer on matters....
To see a clips of both films click on the link below and do keep an eye on Miss Myer's screen career here. As one of the Femmes leading lights, She will be back in the studio very soon working on another Oscar winning performance…
Miss Myers at Femme Fatale Films...
Presenting Miss Lydia Thorne: The Apprentice
Every great mistress needs a great apprentice and Miss Lydia Thorne is just that. Miss Myers, as you might imagine, gets approached by quite a number of hopeful young ladies wishing to train under her guidance; hoping perhaps to learn the secret of Her magic touch.
Very few make the grade, have that very special je ne sais quoi…… Miss Lydia Thorne, however, most certainly does.
She is currently spending some time with Miss Myers finessing her skills and is available for 221 sessions with at a reduced rate, which reflects her trainee status.
For more information please email Miss Myers.
Latest Photoshoot
Once again the camera of talented erotic artist China Hamilton has been capturing the many moods of Miss Myers.
This latest photo shoot took place at Her new and delightfully decadent premises in Islington. It features Miss Myers in a white 50's style dress and titillating black lace; an exploration of the light and dark sides of Her nature perhaps…
You will find images from the shoot on main pages of the website and in the gallery – enjoy!
Introducing naughty Madeleine
Miss Myers is delighted to introduce the sumptuous Madeleine, a dear friend and partner in crime with a considerable knowledge of the sensual arts…….
Whether role playing perfectly the cheeky French maid or the innocent wide-eyed college student or exploring her naturally sadistic side as an assistant to Miss Myers, Madeleine is always the most wonderful, charming and intelligent company.
To enquire about a 221 session with Miss Myers and Madeleine please email Miss Myers.
Signed Photographs
Miss Myers is delighted to provide suitable and dutiful Clients of Hers with a fine-art print taken by China Hamilton on superb, A3 German, archival, hand-made paper of Herself, selected from both those used on these pages or from the gallery of China Hamilton.
Such prints will carry a short personal message from Miss Myers and of course be signed by Her and also be signed and authenticated by the Artist. Price including postage world-wide, £500.00.
Contact Miss Myers here to place your humble request
Image (c) China Hamilton
English Mansion FemDom Summer Ball
Miss Myers is delighted to be attending the English Mansion FemDom Summer Ball in conjunction with the Skin Two Weekend. Let the fun and games of summer commence…
Double Trouble
After having far too much fun together in one of Hampshire's stately homes, Miss Myers and Miss Alice Malice have teamed up to bring trouble and strife to naughty boys everywhere in the form of CP, roleplay and tie and tease sessions. If you dare contemplate experiencing the joint attentions of two such devilishly beautiful and sadistic ladies please contact Miss Myers here for more information.
